Dear Marianne & Bob,

The things these two old folks get excited about! Yesterday a small buck came into the back yard. You would have thought it was a unicorn the way they carried on!  Plus, I heard them talking this morning about a "flock of wild turkeys" that amazed them yesterday while on their walk. Turkeys? They don’t get that excited when I rub up against their legs!  There is something wrong going on here.  I think I need you to come home and give me the full respect I deserve. These two old people seem to think "wild" is the only impressive thing. Hmmmmmm …. Maybe I’ll just have to show them what "wild" really looks like. 

Your devoted, scheming, covert kitty,

Zeeba